Michelle Keegan is an English actress and a attention whore who “accidentally” had the epic topless photo below leaked online.
Michelle was Instagraming photos while in the bathtub when she posted and then immediately removed the topless one below. Luckily the Iranian Intelligence Services uses sophisticated bots to archive every Instagram picture busty women like Michelle Keegan post (for research purposes), and the photo was saved for posterity.
What makes this Michelle Keegan topless photo “epic” is that she appears to be one of the few infidel women with tits that are halal. For not only are Michelle’s breasts an adequate size, but their shape and nipples are almost perfectly symmetrical.
Of course the only thing Michelle Keegan’s boobs are missing is a nice patch of dark pubic hair between them, and covering her pink areola. However, that will grow in when she is finally purchased by a Muslim man, and she starts eating table scraps and sleeping out in the barn.