Kendall Jenner shows off her flabby flat butt in a bikini while on board a yacht with One Direction front man Harry Styles in the candid photos below.
Of course only on a yacht owned by a flaming homoqueer like Harry Style would Kendall Jenner be allowed to stroll around the deck flaunting her sickeningly soft nearly nude female body. You better believe that if this was the yacht of a righteous Muslim sheikh he would have Kendall down below in the boiler room shoveling coal… and if she dared to pop her head up above deck he’d toss her bony pancake ass overboard without hesitation.
Reportedly upon seeing these pics Kendall’s mother Kris flew into a rage over her daughter once again defying her wishes by sneaking off to have sex with a white man. Kris tried reaching out to Somali pirates in the hopes that some sort of hostage and gang rape situation could be arranged to finally get Kendall to take dirt skin dick, but the Somalis declined the invitation to seize the vessel upon seeing these bikini photos and the blatant lack of “phatness” in Kendall’s booty cheeks.