Pop star Katy Perry will be performing at halftime during the Super Bowl on Sunday, but already the singer is putting her stamp on the big game. As you can see in the video above, Katy Perry was caught on camera having sex with various Seattle Seahawks football players right before the Super Bowl.
Now no one can say for sure that Katy is a plant by New England Patriots’ head coach Bill Belicheck to get an edge heading into the game, but he has been known in the past to push the boundaries of ethics to get a win, whether that be by secretly videotaping opponents’ sideline signals, deflating footballs, or perhaps even sending tone deaf whores to players’ hotel rooms.
Regardless of the motives behind this Katy Perry Seattle Seahawk sex romp, the consequence will be very clear come game time, as not only will the Seahawks players’ ball satchels be completely drained of their manly essence thus zapping their strength, but they will also be itching and burning like a mofo from the numerous STDs Katy has no doubt transmitted to them. Certainly this will be a big advantage for the Patriots.