The second to last episode of the hit HBO series “Game of Thrones” aired last night and ignited tremendous controversy amongst fans, as Emilia Clarke’s character Daenerys Targaryen turned into a genocidal psychopath after being denied dick from her nephew Jon Snow.
While us pious Muslims thought that this was an extremely accurate representation of the death and destruction that can come from a lecherous woman with sinfully unshorn lady bits, many found Emilia’s rapid transformation into the “Mad Queen” to be off-putting, rushed, and just plain stupid. However as you can see from the video above, there was an alternate ending shot in which Emilia gets the hard deep dicking she so desperately desired and then decides to spare the city of “King’s Landing” in a peaceful transition of power.
While this ending is not nearly as satisfying to us Muslims as watching 30 straight minutes of infidels getting righteously burnt to death by dragon fire, it will no doubt please the hopelessly depraved heathen masses who know nothing of proper storytelling.
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